So this pumpkins theme "Things you'll never hear a teacher say".
I took a closer-up pic in hopes of being able to read them more easily. A few of my favorites:
"Turn up the volume people."
"Don't you just love standardized testing."
"Just watch the movie. It is the same as the book."
"Observations are a very realistic reflection of the day-to-day reality of this class."
""I hope this day never ends."
"I tell you what, it just gets easier every year."
"Keep your cell phones on. I wouldn't want you to miss a call."
"Just keep your head on the desk. I'm sure you need the rest."
"I just love the way we define students by their performance in a narrow set of disciplines."
All of the quotes are good. And if the teachers had judged Valena definitely would have won.